The Green Man and Ms. Madison returned from Florida. Raoul, now panicking, told his agents to beware. His blog entry told them that they had to be careful, to look out for the Green Man. The chilling reply:You cannot escape the vengeance of the Green Man.
Raoul's hitman, 'A Deconvert' followed close behind. In a desperate attempt to foil the Green Man, he struck out at Green Man's agents. An organ grinder was attacked with a sharpened pogo-stick by the evil and immoral hitman. He was only just able to escape.
Ms. Madison was in danger once more, as the most visible of the Green Man's agents. Her lovely form and face were recognised by one of Raoul's spies, and 'A Deconvert' moved in. Opening the door to a tall man in a moustache, she realised too late that one of the Discomfiter's men had tracked her down. O. Bucky Ackenbola laughed as he closed in on her, drawing a sharpened steel girder from under his cape. Ms. Madison tried to flee, but he blocked the way. All the lovely, spirited blonde could do was scream...
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Oh, oh! Does he reverse his false mustache into a unibrow and slip away? Does he drop his industrial pogo stick sharpener on his foot on the way out? Does he remember his wife's birthday and cancel everything?
The suspense is giving me gastritis.
Or is that you.... HABANERO MAN?
BUWAHAHAH! I will ease myself over your Persian rugs on tomatoey chunks of salsa!!
Oh, if only The Green Man and Gunsmoke could trade time slots on my radio...
Oh, if only Orson Welles could voice The Green Man...
A man can always dream, can he not?
We're working on it.
If only you could Harpo to do the sound effects!
Working on that one, too. Do you know how much it costs to raise the dead these days?
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