A Word From Our Sponsors

The Vengeance of the Green Man is brought tou you by Old Mill Beer. Old Mill is brewed using traditional methods by the Bawdeswell Brewery Company, a family company, and is ideal for all the family.

Now Old Mill Beer is prod to present Old Mill Extra Strong Ale, brewed to give a more satisfying drinking experience. Old Mill Extra Strong Ale is ideal after that strenuous day at the office, or when things seem to be getting too much for you. After you drink Old Mill Extra Strong Ale you'll never want to drink anthing else again.

In fact, after you drink Old Mill Extra Strong Ale, you may never be able to drink anything again, since the stuff has been known to cause immediate death, as well as blindness and insanity. But it tastes nice.

Old Mill Beer: Causing Premature Death Since 1852.

Old Mill Beer is brewed by the Bawdeswell Brewery Campany: A Family Company.

A Word from our Sponsors

Christmas is here again, and the Bawdeswell Brewery Company, sponsors of The Vengeance of the Green Man would like to wish you the very best of the season's greetings!

Can't think what to get that awkward relative for Christmas? Perhaps you haven't seen them for a long time, and really know nothing about them. Or perhaps you just forgot.

Whatever the reason, give them Old Mill Beer, the perfect gift at any time of year. Old Mill Beer is the gift that keeps on giving. And giving, and giving!

Old Mill Beer will give you:

• The ability to party 'til dawn
• That extra festive cheer
• Elegant wit
• The charm of Fred Astaire
• Appeal to members of the opposite sex
• The odour of a brewery
• bloodshot eyes
• A pasty face
• Unsightly weight gain
• delerium tremens
• A hefty fine and a driving ban if you attempt to drive home after even smelling it
• Dismissal for sexual harrassment
• An ASBO
• Alcoholism
• Cirrosis of the Liver
• Heart Disease
• An early grave

Old Mill Beer is brewed by the Bawdeswell Brewing Company: A Family Company

A Word From Our Sponsors

Firework Night, November 5th, the night is alive with the detonation of fireworks here, there and everywhere. Great fun!

And you can double your fun with Old Mill Beer. Old Mill Beer, sponsors of The Vengeance of the Green Man, makes firework night go with that extra bang!

Drink Old Mill Beer, and you will be the life and soul of the party! Those fireworks will look even more magical and wonderful. You will be able to handle sparklers without gloves, turn rockets into fun weapons, even let them off indoors!

Old Mill Beer supports Burn Clinics throughout the World.

Old Mill Beer is brewed by the Bawdeswell Brewery Company: A Family Company

A Word From Our Sponsors

Spring is here! Outside, the birds are singing, and the sun is shining. As it strikes through your window, though, it shows up all the dust and dirt that has gathered over the winter months. What's to be done?

Well, you could roll up your sleeves and do some spring cleaning. Or you could sit back, relax, and enjoy Old Mill Beer. Soon, you'll be so blotto that you won't even see the dust!

And, if you keep on your Old Mill Beer treatment, you you won't even know what day it is.

Old Mill Beer is brewed by the Bawdeswell Brewery Company: A family company.

A Word From Our Sponsors

The Festive season is now upon us, and Old Mill Beer would like to wish all viewers of The Vengeance of the Green Man all the best for the season. Remember, the perfect guest at Christmas time is Old Mill Beer.

It won't turn up at the last minute, stinking of hops and reeling. It won't cry when it doesn't get the present it wants, and it won't make a pass at the boss's wife at the office party.

It won't walk up to the most gorgeous girl in the Office and begin chatting confidently to her before sobbing like a baby. It won't drunkenly fumble with that plump girl in the stationery cupboard until a load of papers falls on its head. It won't try to lean on the Christmas tree and knock it over.

No, old Mill beer will do none of these things:

It will make you do them.

Old Mill Beer: Brewed by the Bawdeswell Brewery Co. A Family Company

Seasonal Message from our Sponsors

It's almost that time again. The season of good cheer. And good beer.

May the Bawdeswell Brewery Company, sponsors of The Vengeance of the Green Man, take this opportunity to wish you all a very Happy Christmas!

And remember, Christmas just wouldn't be Christmas without Old Mill Beer.

Where would the frayed tempers, the pretty girl at the office party who turns out to be very ugly when day dawns, or the making a scene at the office party be without Old Mill Beer?

And, while you're out spreading the festive cheer, remember Old Mill Vodka, the spirit of Christmas! Old Mill Vodka will cause all the days of Christmas to pass in a drunken haze!

Old Mill Beer is Brewed by the Bawdeswell Beverage Co: A Family Company.

A Word From Our Sponsors

Have you ever dreamed of beer?

If you have, then it's Old Mill Special Brew Beer you should be dreaming of.

Old Mill Special Brew Beer is brewed using the special fermentation process patented by Bawdeswell Beverage Company.

This process is specially designed to increase your drinking pleasure, with special herbal extracts added during the fermentation process.

As well as increasing the potency of the brew, this process renders the drink as addictive as crack cocaine. In an attempt to maintain the highs given by the drink, consumers have sold all they had and started to steal in order to buy more of this potent brew, in the end becoming derelict ruins.

And that's why the special process is banned in every country in the civilised world and we have to make the stuff in Panama.

Old Mill Special Brew Beer is brewed by the Bawdeswell Beverage Company: A Family Company.

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Have you ever found yourself sat at home after a long week, drained and tired? Unable to lift the telephone?
Ever worried that the life is going out of you?

That you couldn't go on after a few more weeks?

Does your boss think you're past it?

Do your friends comment that you seem tired, drained?

Does your wife worry that you're losing your manliness?

Does your secretary think so too?

Can't last a round of golf?

Or a round with Dempsey?

Well, The Bawdeswell Beverage Company has the answer to your Friday blues. Old Mill Vodka. It peps you up like electricity!




Just like this mill.

Old Mill Vodka: You'll be a babbling drunk in no time.

The Bawdeswell Beverage Company: A family company.

A word from our sponsors

Have you ever returned from the office to find that your house is in darkness? That your wife is out playing bridge with some crony, while your children have blown all the fuses?

If so, then may we recommend Old Mill Beer? Cheaper than any of our competitors, Old Mill is light, with a cheerful tang. It can be used for cooking as well as drinking.

It also removes paint from walls and all known stains, as well as a few more that haven't been discovered yet. It even removes its own stains. As well as your stomach lining.

So, ladies, serve it to your man and collect the life insurance. Men, serve it to your wife, and marry your secretary. Children, make sure you don't go anywhere near it.

Old Mill Beer. If it hasn't sent you blind yet, it will.

Old Mill Beer is produced by the Bawdeswell Beverage Company: A family company.