The Festive season is now upon us, and Old Mill Beer would like to wish all viewers of The Vengeance of the Green Man all the best for the season. Remember, the perfect guest at Christmas time is Old Mill Beer. It won't turn up at the last minute, stinking of hops and reeling. It won't cry when it doesn't get the present it wants, and it won't make a pass at the boss's wife at the office party.
It won't walk up to the most gorgeous girl in the Office and begin chatting confidently to her before sobbing like a baby. It won't drunkenly fumble with that plump girl in the stationery cupboard until a load of papers falls on its head. It won't try to lean on the Christmas tree and knock it over.
No, old Mill beer will do none of these things:
It will make you do them.
Old Mill Beer: Brewed by the Bawdeswell Brewery Co. A Family Company
2 comments:
Does The Green Man pound down a pint of Old Mill to work up the courage to go into the teeth of the enemy?
Nope, but he does try to induce the opposition to drink it.
The Green Man needs no extra courage. Me, I need a cocktail and the Savoy Bar's closed.
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