Evil super-villain Monty Bristow yesterday switched the grape-juice in the communion cups of 700 Southern Baptist and Methodist churches for wine. Not just any old wine, mind, but the finest Port. Worse, he left behind evidence that this act was perpetrated by the Calvinist Millitants of the Founders' Movement. Only when one of the culprits was aprehended by the Green Man and tortured using poached eggs and old Fred Allen jokes was the true culprit unmasked.
In his insane quest for vengeance on all humanity, Monty Bristow, alias 'the Disturber' has struck at that most acrosanct of institutions, the Church. The world awaits with fear the next attack of the Disturber upon society. Where will Monty Bristow strike next, and can the Green Man stop him before the world is plunged into anarchy?