The tiny Norfolk village of Little Hautbois, only a few miles from the metropolis of Stratton Strawless, saw the results of another of the Disturber's foul plans.
Cocker Spaniel Toots has been caught gorging herself on vegetables out of her owner's garden. She browses on lettuce and dug up and ate every carrot in the vegetable patch.
That's right. A predominantly vegetarian dog!
Monty Bristow declared that this proved the pre-fallen nature of dogs. Although this would have brought howls of anger from the evolutionist establishment, there was silence, and seven Scientific journals published his foundings. Mostly out of fear of the supervillain's flying spaghetti monster.