Thursday, September 21, 2006

Troublesome pets. 1: By Sir Richard Arcos

Samantha brought another dead thing in yesterday. I think she finished killing it in the drawing room. She left blood all over the show. I found a head under the breakfast table, which was a little distressing. There was a leg behind the curtain, which scared the housemaid.

All the more so as Samantha is better known as Lady Arcos, and the dead thing in question was a mafia boss.

Still, the dear girl is my pet, no matter how troublesome she may be.

1 comment:

The Girl in Grey said...

I didn't name my cat after her, if you're wondering.