Christmas is here again, and the Bawdeswell Brewery Company, sponsors of The Vengeance of the Green Man would like to wish you the very best of the season's greetings!
Can't think what to get that awkward relative for Christmas? Perhaps you haven't seen them for a long time, and really know nothing about them. Or perhaps you just forgot.
Whatever the reason, give them Old Mill Beer, the perfect gift at any time of year. Old Mill Beer is the gift that keeps on giving. And giving, and giving!
Old Mill Beer will give you:
- The ability to party 'til dawn
- That extra festive cheer
- Elegant wit
- The charm of Fred Astaire
- Appeal to members of the opposite sex
- The odour of a brewery
- bloodshot eyes
- A pasty face
- Unsightly weight gain
- delerium tremens
- A hefty fine and a driving ban if you attempt to drive home after even smelling it
- Dismissal for sexual harrassment
- An ASBO
- Alcoholism
- Cirrosis of the Liver
- Heart Disease
- An early grave
Old Mill Beer is brewed by the Bawdeswell Brewing Company: A Family Company
2 comments:
I never read The Vengeance of the Green Man until I have first partaken of liberal quantities of Old Mill, which might be why I enjoy the site so much.
Probably. I once let Mr. Rake feed me an Old Mill Vodka Cocktail, after which watching paint drying was very fun!
Anyway, I have to find the Christmas lights. The Grey Tabby stole the last pair.
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