tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32857516.post115643222167961951..comments2023-11-02T13:00:11.030+00:00Comments on The Vengeance of the Green Man: From The Education DeskThe Green Manhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05295306426508075156noreply@blogger.comBlogger9125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32857516.post-1156683518883406222006-08-27T13:58:00.000+01:002006-08-27T13:58:00.000+01:00I remember my seventh incarnation, or was it the e...I remember my seventh incarnation, or was it the eighth? I had just bathed in asses' milk and ordered the guard to bring in five of my concubines with grapes and meat. Then everything went black, the sort of black that indicates death, and the next thing I remember was standing in the middle of a swamp in Dacia wearing only a pair of leather shorts and asking the Barbarians if they would very kindly not invade us.<BR/><BR/>Things suddenly went black after that, too.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32857516.post-1156610265110272422006-08-26T17:37:00.000+01:002006-08-26T17:37:00.000+01:00The female is one of the undead.The female is one of the undead.Zackhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05443987086899851007noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32857516.post-1156609433669273692006-08-26T17:23:00.000+01:002006-08-26T17:23:00.000+01:00As I said, my dear, I can believe most things. For...As I said, my dear, I can believe most things. For verily, I have the wisdom of Solomon.<BR/><BR/>The wife found it behind the sofa in out Egyptian villa the summer before last.<BR/><BR/>I have the body of To Cruise as well. Lady Arcos killed him a year of two ago, and we had to replace him with a lookalike. No-one's noticed yet.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32857516.post-1156609285110238472006-08-26T17:21:00.000+01:002006-08-26T17:21:00.000+01:00I can send you the children of atheists to experim...I can send you the children of atheists to experiment on. The school is residential, and provided they are not too badly killed I can always have them brought back as undead killers.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32857516.post-1156546982211768852006-08-26T00:03:00.000+01:002006-08-26T00:03:00.000+01:00My colleague was German by the way. It absolutely...My colleague was German by the way. It absolutely ruined his reputation. Having a donkey die on you is fatal. (To the donkey, you know.)<BR/><BR/>It was very sad as the experiment could not have been expected to go so wrong. He was trying to determine how it tasted. Now no one will send him more donkeys to experiment with.Zackhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05443987086899851007noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32857516.post-1156499705206745532006-08-25T10:55:00.000+01:002006-08-25T10:55:00.000+01:00Oh, you'd be surprised, Zack, at what I can believ...Oh, you'd be surprised, Zack, at what I can believe.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32857516.post-1156497140585995612006-08-25T10:12:00.000+01:002006-08-25T10:12:00.000+01:00That is a secret known only to the Green Man.That is a secret known only to the Green Man.The Green Manhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05295306426508075156noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32857516.post-1156469894646769072006-08-25T02:38:00.000+01:002006-08-25T02:38:00.000+01:00What are the origins of The Green Man? Is he a mil...What are the origins of The Green Man? Is he a millionaire playboy by day but mysterious figure in green by night? Is he, like the Green Hornet, a newspaper editor by day? From whence cometh The Green Man? <BR/><BR/>The fans want to know!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32857516.post-1156463688782881052006-08-25T00:54:00.000+01:002006-08-25T00:54:00.000+01:00A peer of mine once did a science experiment on a ...A peer of mine once did a science experiment on a donkey. But it all got a little out of hand when the donkey died. It was a very distressing loss. I also was involved in scientific pursuits at one point, to which I lost my hind leg. The effect on my intelligence has been remarkable. The female has been plotting in a graph. You wouldn't believe the amount of vertical wallspace necessary.Zackhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05443987086899851007noreply@blogger.com