tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32857516.post115625106578632012..comments2023-11-02T13:00:11.030+00:00Comments on The Vengeance of the Green Man: Fourteen: Doom of a Discomfiter part sevenThe Green Manhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05295306426508075156noreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32857516.post-1156368326878074092006-08-23T22:25:00.000+01:002006-08-23T22:25:00.000+01:00Join me, Voltaire Reincarnate, join me and we can ...Join me, Voltaire Reincarnate, join me and we can devastate the world together!<BR/><BR/>Monty Bristow will have his revenge!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32857516.post-1156368257766708082006-08-23T22:24:00.000+01:002006-08-23T22:24:00.000+01:00We shall see, Voltaire reincarnate. We shall see.....We shall see, Voltaire reincarnate. We shall see...The Green Manhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05295306426508075156noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32857516.post-1156350804555086302006-08-23T17:33:00.000+01:002006-08-23T17:33:00.000+01:00I know 100 ways to kill a man. Is that okay?I know 100 ways to kill a man. Is that okay?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32857516.post-1156343287656195032006-08-23T15:28:00.000+01:002006-08-23T15:28:00.000+01:00I know the ten commandments and the 107 answers to...I know the ten commandments and the 107 answers to the shorter catechism.Zackhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05443987086899851007noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32857516.post-1156322804895704942006-08-23T09:46:00.000+01:002006-08-23T09:46:00.000+01:00Ah, but do you know the seven deadly weapons of th...Ah, but do you know the seven deadly weapons of the Green Man?The Green Manhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05295306426508075156noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32857516.post-1156283849670061152006-08-22T22:57:00.000+01:002006-08-22T22:57:00.000+01:00I know your seven deadly sins.I know your seven deadly sins.Zackhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05443987086899851007noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32857516.post-1156273235014400032006-08-22T20:00:00.000+01:002006-08-22T20:00:00.000+01:00I remember taking something out of Africa many yea...I remember taking something out of Africa many years ago. About a million in gold and lots of sparkly diamonds. The wife rather liked them.<BR/><BR/>So did the eldest daughter. She needed a new diamond tip to her glass-cutter.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32857516.post-1156273064247511112006-08-22T19:57:00.000+01:002006-08-22T19:57:00.000+01:00Voltaire reincarnate. Many have tried to slay the ...Voltaire reincarnate. Many have tried to slay the Green Man. All have died.The Green Manhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05295306426508075156noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32857516.post-1156265636335928162006-08-22T17:53:00.001+01:002006-08-22T17:53:00.001+01:00In jail that is, if you were caught taking them ou...In jail that is, if you were caught taking them out of the collection plate.Zackhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05443987086899851007noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32857516.post-1156265600881057342006-08-22T17:53:00.000+01:002006-08-22T17:53:00.000+01:00They're a bartering community though so they don't...They're a bartering community though so they don't accept traveler's checks. It's very inconvenient. Last time I went I had to steal 3 rams out of the offering plate to pay my entrance fee. Deflation. 3 rams used to get you six months of ministerial visitation.Zackhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05443987086899851007noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32857516.post-1156262990214947262006-08-22T17:09:00.000+01:002006-08-22T17:09:00.000+01:00The Buffalo Baptisers charge to attend their servi...The Buffalo Baptisers charge to attend their services?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32857516.post-1156262915093129102006-08-22T17:08:00.000+01:002006-08-22T17:08:00.000+01:00Yes, they ate the goons. Cannibals as well as ever...Yes, they ate the goons. Cannibals as well as everything else. These were some evil people.The Green Manhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05295306426508075156noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32857516.post-1156261149563545282006-08-22T16:39:00.000+01:002006-08-22T16:39:00.000+01:00You mean he ate the GOONS?oh. Vengeance is gross....You mean he <I>ate</I> the GOONS?<BR/><BR/>oh. Vengeance is gross.<BR/><BR/>In honor the goons who have recently passed away I would like to recite a poem I once wrote for the mother of (anonymous).<BR/><BR/><BR/>"WHAT is colder than Iceland? -Death!<BR/>What is older than Iceland? -DEATH!<BR/>What came to the people of Iceland? -Death.<BR/>They took a final, frozen breath,<BR/>&-"<BR/><BR/>Here the female interrupted me. She thought it was too good to go on.<BR/><BR/>By the way the buffalo baptizers would be enraged. They would probably charge.Zackhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05443987086899851007noreply@blogger.com